The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 个月前Do what you lovestartrek.websiteimagemessage-square129fedilinkarrow-up1533arrow-down121
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minus-squareImplyingImplications@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·11 个月前 I would masturbate. This is how I answer most hypotheticals
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·11 个月前What if you woke up as your grandpa.
minus-squareMakeitstop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·11 个月前I suppose it depends on how decomposed I am and whether or not I need a heartbeat to get an erection, or if the force reanimating me takes care of that in addition to basic movement, perception and cognition.
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 个月前I mean, we’re talking about imaginary scenarios, so you can also time travel or wake up in a dimension where you’re your own grandpa in his 20s.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·11 个月前Don’t be daft, you’re making a mockery of the entire thought experiment
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 个月前Well, considering he has kids, probably fuck your grandma
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 个月前Or, depending how depressed they are, not.
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 个月前Or, depending how deeply depressed they are, not.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 个月前Take some Viagra. Then masturbate.
This is how I answer most hypotheticals
What if you woke up as your grandpa.
I suppose it depends on how decomposed I am and whether or not I need a heartbeat to get an erection, or if the force reanimating me takes care of that in addition to basic movement, perception and cognition.
I mean, we’re talking about imaginary scenarios, so you can also time travel or wake up in a dimension where you’re your own grandpa in his 20s.
Don’t be daft, you’re making a mockery of the entire thought experiment
Well, considering he has kids, probably fuck your grandma
Or, depending how depressed they are, not.
Or, depending how deeply depressed they are, not.
Take some Viagra. Then masturbate.
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