BEIRUT/THE HAGUE, March 7 (Reuters) - An Israeli tank crew killed a Reuters reporter in Lebanon in October by firing two shells at a clearly identified group of journalists and then “likely” opened fire on them with a heavy machine gun in an attack that lasted 1 minute and 45 seconds, according to a report into the incident published on Thursday.
I use that excuse for everything. “Sorry can’t go to in-laws, there’s a hamas tunnel beneath their home”
“calling out sick, there’s a high value Hamas target nearby, so sorry.”
“oops, my bad for rear-ending your vehicle but you had Hamas in your car.”
That falafel looks Hamas, hand it over now!
More like: “My ancestors ate chickpeas … therefore, that falafel is mine!”