I always thought this was a fun topic. What power would you choose?
Stop any confrontation by yelling “enough!”
Side effect: your voice cracks in an absurd way every time you use this power. Both parties find it too funny to continue fighting. They instead laugh at you.
Finally a plausible power.
It gets the job done
Wherever I am, everything becomes peaceful. Nations at war start peace talks. Long standing conflicts are immediately solved.
Wherever you leave from instantly goes to war.
All of the violence and hatred that would have been present around you gets redirected somewhere else in the world. The more discord there was in a place before you arrived, the harder the redirection hits its new location. You occupy a bubble of peace but outside of it things get even worse. You always hear about this and see the consequences of it but you are never able to directly observe it because whenever you try, the discord gets redirected somewhere else.
You cursed me!
I especially (dis)like the fact that I may occupy a bubble of peace, but at the same time knowing things are getting worse.
You reduced me to either an obnoxious self-entitled prick, or a pathetic loser.
Thanks a lot. The world now hates me…
I can summon whatever food and drink I want in the moment
The summoning makes you feel nauseous
But it’ll always appear on the opposite side of earth
Omnipotence!
The ability to resolve any kind of conflict!
The power to be happy.
You make everyone around you miserable
Mostly worth it.
Only while asleep
But you make all people in your vicinity happy, too.
But only at the expense of others…
Time&space travel
Only one at a time. Every time you travel the universe shoots away from you at millions of miles an hour.
that still let’s you teleport
Only if you know which way the planet is moving in the universe and how fast. Travelling in space doesn’t mean gravity is going to magically do your exact positioning for you.
I think I’ll add my own:
You teleport in 1cm units relative to the center of our galaxy, meaning you have to think of xyz of each teleportation and you if you miss caclulate enjoy being dead and in space.
Time is in epoch ms and leaves you in the same spot relative to the center of the galaxy.
Shape shifting
But it hurts like hell and you are in pain the entire time you shapeshift
Worth it.
You get testicular cancer
Snip snip problem solved!
Every time you morph into a male body you have to repeat this process
Not many scenarios I can picture myself doing that in, so still a win!
💀💀💀
I will always have full knowledge of everything and know how to do anything
Immunity to side effects. I can take any drug, and it only does the thing it is meant to do. 😤
Viagra no longer works. You can no longer get high off any opiod, just the painkilling effects. Cortisone no longer treats skin conditions. Breast cancer meds, HIV retrovirals, rogaine, most antidepressants, and you’d better stay tf away from blood thinners and valium
The ability to speak and translate between any languages
Now you can also speak and translate the languages of the trees and the rocks and the inanimate objects all around you and you have no way to get them to shut up.
First human being to get ghosted by the earth; I can live with that honor
The power to travel through time, at the speed of regular time
Ability to eliminate others side effects.
The power to manifest any desired food in any quantity
Having this ability will cause you to lose self-control and become morbidly obese.
The power to send messages to your past self
Every time your past self reads one of your messages they
looselose the ability to read one word forever.Like… They just understand a loose definition of the word? :P
Lol, yes, thats that I meant, absolutely.