Ok…you know the exact time you’ll die, but not the cause. You tell everybody god can strike you down in 5 seconds…and then your butthole just starts expanding for no reason. Incredibly painful. Your butthole gets 5 feet wide before your whole body pops, spraying onlookers with blood and fecies.
Do I know the exact moment of my death?
If so, I am setting up a mind fuck for the world by making wild claims, “And may the gods strike me down in 5 seconds for telling you all the future!”
Ok…you know the exact time you’ll die, but not the cause. You tell everybody god can strike you down in 5 seconds…and then your butthole just starts expanding for no reason. Incredibly painful. Your butthole gets 5 feet wide before your whole body pops, spraying onlookers with blood and fecies.
I feel that helps cement what I’m saying as supernaturally ordained