Kamala’s Coconut Jubilee features coconut ice cream with swirls of caramel and red, white and blue star-shaped sprinkles. The flavor is inspired by a viral meme, in which Harris, during a speech at the White House, uttered the now-viral quote, “You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?”
Seth Meyers mentioned this last week. He also said that they released a flavor for Tim Walz as well: Plain.
I don’t know… Would it be possible to make hotdish flavored ice cream?
I don’t want to know.
When asked if they’d ever consider making a flavor after Donald Trump, Cohen told the outlet, “I don’t think it’s proper in polite society for me to talk about what would be in that flavor.”
I fucking love Ben & Jerry. Two real motherfuckers. I will always spend the extra couple bucks for their product.
Would it be possible to make biased poison?
Cheetos-dusted darrhea with rancid fast food grease swirls?
“Oops! All smegma.”
It’s 2024. You can talk about Cheetos and urine.
Full of shit and ketchup and gasoline.
And a truckload of salt.
it would obviosly be oranges and mcdonald hamburgers, with a ribbon of bullshit.
Call it Trumps dick. All the Maga idiots will buy it out! 😁
While a fine name for an icecream flavour, “Kamala’s Coconut Jubilee” also sounds more than a little bit like the title of a porn parody where a bunch of really old white dudes eagerly get topped by a black milf that stares into the camera for an uncomfortably long time, while a recording of Tim Walz explains how to replace the headlights on a 2005 subaru outback and the finer points of grilling top sirloin.
Keep going. I’m almost there.
I cherish you.
…came here to say this?
So did I, bud.
But I don’t like coconut. It’s not the flavor it’s the consistency.
Then there’s people like me, who love Outshine’s coconut bars because it has tons of shredded coconut in it.
Oooooooh yeah
You make me sick!
More for me then
Alright Tallahassee
It’s coconut flavored ice cream so probably doesn’t actually have bits of coconut in it.
There’s still a PTSD-like reaction to the flavor of coconut, at least for me.
You don’t like coconuts… Say brainless do you know where coconuts come from?
So where are these sold? Are there grocery stores that stock political ice cream?
The article said a MoveOn ice cream truck traveling through key swing states.
I like coconut. Not sure about a caramel swirl. Really not sure about red, white, and blue sprinkles, as those just taste like sweet food dye.
and kamala’s a foodie, I’d expect something a little more interesting, like maybe plantain chunks
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Caramel and berries.
(Sounds a bit like Kamala Harris. If you pronounce it ‘carmul’.)
Does it taste like the blood of dead Palestinian children?
Very on brand for you
But it’s true! The Vice President is responsible for all of the wars in the world. And also controls arms shipments.
Nutty palestinian children. With Nougat. And hummus.
Soon she’ll cut children with your edge.