Ooh! Look out! It’s an internet tough guy! Fuck these kids for trying to do something in response to the mass extinction event we’re causing!

Here’s how easy it is to be tough on the internet - if I were to see you try that, I’d feed you your fucking teeth. Disfigured face, wired up jaw, and a skull full of dental implants make it hard to eat? So sorry - off to rehab with your overconfident arse.