Considering it’s only 8 seconds this must be the fastest fucking elevator ever so I’m probably screaming

The modern mind is in complete disarray. Knowledge has stretched itself to the point where neither the world nor our intelligence can find any foot-hold. It is a fact that we are suffering from nihilism.

Second 1: introduce myself

Second 2: Andrew Tate pose

Second 3: obtain phone number

Second 4: go on date

Second 5: head home with them

Second 6: get touchy

Second 7: undress

Second 8: get off at my floor because I already came at second 1.

How much?

Nothing. It’s eight seconds and both of us are probably going to be glancing at our phones anyway.

I’ve probably got somewhere to be, so I’m just hoping you’ll ride the elevator in silence like me.

This is getting insane. I (somewhat at least) get those “you have 24hs with me” ones but what am i gonna do with you in 8 seconds. Id rather spend 24h with an egirl than 8 seconds with you lol.

It’s a bit nipply in here, huh?

Is this elevator always that fast?

(Before hitting either the ceiling or the floor and both dying, probably.)

Absolutely nothing, because I wouldn’t want a stranger to talk to me in an elevator and I was raised to do unto others.

Lady in red. It’s a simulation, no experiment is going to show anything worthwhile.

“Look again.”

looks

“Fuck, I wish you’d stop doing that, Morpheus.”

Going down?

Nothing and just awkwardly stare on the floor or wall, like with anyone else.

Realistically nothing. You gain very little by saying something than you lose not saying anything. The only time people are somewhat open to being talked to, is when they already recognise you a little…