• ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      1 year ago

      (Continuing:)

      “So you care about people with jobs?”

      Conservatives: Hah! Unions shouldn’t be legal, workers are lucky to get paid. We should eliminate minimum wage, let the free market decide what you’re worth, if anything.

      “You support the free market… So you don’t mind my selling pride accessories and clothing?”

      Conservatives: Pride is pornographic, and endangers children. We need to restore morality and decency in society, keep children safe!

      “In that case, you surely condemn child trafficking, abuse and pedophilia?”

      Conservatives: hey it’s fine for adult men to have relationships with teenage girls, that’s when they’re most fertile! Plus the Bible has no problems with it.

      “The Bible also says to love your neighbor, turn the other cheek.”

      Conservatives: That’s weak minded effeminate liberal nonsense, we should rule with iron fists and show no mercy.

      “Are you saying you do know how to rule?

      Conservatives: lol we can’t even decide who to elect as our leader, much less govern effectively. Honestly we’re just here for the grift and free healthcare.

      “…”

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        1 year ago

        “Are you saying you do know how to rule?”

        More like:

        Conservatives: Don’t tread on me! Government is expensive, i don’t want to pay taxes! The government should stay out of my life!

        Then continue into the mob justice rants and pigeonhole them into describing how they would rather have a fascist dictator than anything else.