Some headlines are just too good
Did he ever really have his shit? He’s been shitless as long as I’ve been paying attention.
He lost his shit, but he can still win this shit, and turn it all to shit.
Go take a shit … and then go vote!There are also still opportunities to volunteer in person and online - including on election day!
Is it okay if I only pee’d a little?
You call it taking a shit, I call it “Purging the Voter Rolls”
Have you checked his pants?
did you shit in my pants?!
That would be a shitty thing to do.
Watch any of his recent speeches for five minutes.
I just went on YouTube, searched for “Trump speech”, clicked on the first result from a day ago, picked a random spot in the middle of the vid and watched for 5 minutes (so you don’t have to).
Tivo is the greatest invention ever
100% of the job gains in recent years went to migrants (Crowd booing)
Look at all of that fake news…THAT’S A LOT! THAT’S A LOT!
The illegal immigrants come from all over the world, and the crime rate in all those countries is way down. Cause they’re giving us their criminals.
I’m leading the Democrats with Hispanics.
I faced Hispanics many times. They’re brutal.
The African Americans are being decimated by the hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants that are pouring through the open borders of Stupid Kamala.
If they announced those numbers before the election, you won’t have one African American voting for Kamala.
“Hardworking wonderful black people”
I own the most beautiful beaches with salt water.Also, he looks like he’s sick and tired of all this shit, slurring, with the body language and facial expression of someone having a stroke.
facial expression of someone having a stroke
Ah the Mitch McConnell special.
Jesus wept
Worlds within worlds
He is preparing for a loss
have been since the start. still cracks me up what maga stands for and how it didn’t happen in his first term.
The Orange Turd giving mic blow jobs for his following. How can you complete with that! /s
sigh… I can’t believe I’m living in a timeline where I’m hearing the words “giving mics blowjobs” come outta someone’s mouth while talking about a fucking candidate for POTUS…
One who still stands a chance of actually winning. It’s fairly impossible to grasp looking from the outside in.
Yup. I was laughing at UKdians for brexit and torontonians for the mayor of blow and now I just look around me and wish I was somewhere else so I could laugh at my country from a distance.
Well if it makes you feel better (probably not); the right wing government here is tanking the economy…for reasons.
It seems to be hell bent on giving tax cuts to the already wealthy; but usually when they have done this in the past, the kept the rest of the economy relatively stable. But this time it is one terrible decision after another, and rather then the “soft landing” we were on target for when they were elected, is looking like a full recession that didn’t need to happen.
I mean it would but I just don’t have it in me to laugh at other peoples misery. Thats how bad it is /s
I think that’s what the diapers are for
You can’t keep your shit and throw it too.
I guess the best case scenario for a Trump win is that he gets sworn in and Vance immediately invokes the 25th Amendment?
I’m not sure that’s best case either. Vance scares me more than Trump.
Wouldn’t that potentially give us a democrat as VP, based on the speaker of the house (assuming the house stays blue) being moved up to VP?
No, it isn’t like the nemesis system in a Lord of the rings game. A new VP is appointed, instead of everyone moving up a rank.
No. Look at Nixon. Spiro Agnew, his first VP, resigned, so he chose Gerald Ford as a replacement. Then, Nixon resigned and Ford became president.
The house isn’t blue. That’s why we all know about Mike Johnson’s porn watching habits
No shit
His rhetoric has gotten much worse.
New Republic out with the plain and simple. Nice to see.
have they tried looking in his head?
Wouldn’t find any. It’s all in his diaper.
