MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-212 hours agoWell butter my butt and call me a biscuitlemmy.todayimagemessage-square93fedilinkarrow-up1565arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1558arrow-down1imageWell butter my butt and call me a biscuitlemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-212 hours agomessage-square93fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareJoShmoelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 hours agoImagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.
minus-squareenbyecho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 hour agoI’m not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 hour agoRoom temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.
Imagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.
I’m not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.
Room temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.
You don’t?