The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 16 hours agoAsking for help onlinelemmy.worldimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1574arrow-down112
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minus-squareTriflingToad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·12 hours agoBut wait! There’s more! If you swallow just 12 nails right now, we’ll throw in an organ rupture for ABSOLUTELY FREE! ✨
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 hours agoSwallowed a nail as a kid, got nothing but a trip to the ER and the embarrassment of an entire staff of people waiting for me to poop. I didn’t know I needed a full dozen to win the prize!
But wait! There’s more! If you swallow just 12 nails right now, we’ll throw in an organ rupture for ABSOLUTELY FREE! ✨
Swallowed a nail as a kid, got nothing but a trip to the ER and the embarrassment of an entire staff of people waiting for me to poop. I didn’t know I needed a full dozen to win the prize!