• grrgyle@slrpnk.net
    76·
    9 months ago

    Don’t drink anymore, but a walk under the starlight used to be my fav. And if you’ve got a long walk home you’re basically sober by the time you show up

    • RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com
      24·
      9 months ago

      I got pretty wasted in the woods once together with some friends while grilling and staring at the stars. That was epic.

      I have no clue how I got home though. That’s a two to three hour walk when sober, and I was drunk enough to only remember the first half hour of it.

      But now I drink maybe twice a year, and very little. The stars look nice even when sober. And on Monday weed was legalized here, that’s more like it for me nowadays.

        • RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com
          4·
          9 months ago

          I just bought a bunch of seeds. That feels so surreal. This weekend I’ll buy snacks and fly to space, and it’ll be legal.

          • Alteon@lemmy.world
            4·
            9 months ago

            Tips from a fellow enthusiast:

            1.) Get a GOOD light. (Checkout the Thinkgrow Model-H for example).

            2.) Set up a good hydroponic system, and use timers for your water schedule. (I recommend drips system. And don’t forget to flush with water at least twice between feedings to prevent salt build-up)

            3.) Use as big of a pot as you can realistically get away with. The bigger your rootball, the bigger your plant and more nutrients it can take up.

            4.). Get a GOOD carbon filter and no one will ever know your growing…unless you open your tent…

            5.) Get a good tent! You want reflective walls, ventilation ports, cord access, etc.

            6.) and lastly…and most importantly, get good genetics. Autos are great for a trial grow, but nothing will ever beat a good photoperiod plant - better yield, better quality, and massive, beautiful, photo-worthy colas.

            Follow these basic tips, and I guarantee you’ll grow something better than you’ll be able to get at most dispensaries.

            • RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com
              3·
              9 months ago

              Thank you 💕

              The first ones I’ll just throw onto my balcony. I’ll check how they manage and how I manage to keep them alive before investing into a proper setup. But I’ll get back to these tips. Thanks again 💖

              • Alteon@lemmy.world
                3·
                9 months ago

                You and everyone else is going to be potting outdoors now that it’s legal, and if there is a single male anywhere within a mile or two of you (which is pretty much guaranteed in the city), you’ll end up getting pollinated. I would highly recommend you don’t do that…BUT, if you do, at least grow two plants so you can compare if you notice any issues in one of your plants.

                G’luck!

            • RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com
              1·
              9 months ago

              I just had a look at the light. That thing is way bigger than the tent I’m looking at right now. I guess I’ll check for a smaller one.

    • oce 🐆@jlai.lu
      52·
      9 months ago

      Tries to walk under the stars in the city: city light polution ruins it.
      Tries to walk under the stars in the countryside: Starlink light polution ruins it.

  • _lilith@lemmy.world
    54·
    9 months ago

    one time I blacked out and woke up to a spotlessly clean kitchen and a loaf of perfectly baked rosemary bread. I didn’t even have rosemary

      • jtk@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
        2·
        9 months ago

        My wife came home a few nights ago and I was already in bed, I heard her starting a meal in the microwave, not unusual. Next day I see the time on the microwave was 43:57, and the meal was still in there. Real glad she didn’t press start. She has no clue what time she was trying to enter. I like to theorize, due to the arrangement of numbers, she just punched the num pad.

  • knorke3@lemm.ee
    35·
    9 months ago

    I get to have the novel experience of ✨being tired✨ whenever I get drunk

  • Lwaxana Troi@startrek.website
    18·
    9 months ago

    I don’t see “I am smart enough to know I can’t drive but dumb enough to think I can walk to Taco Bell from here”

    (Not that I know anyone like that personally.)

  • theodewere@kbin.social
    9·
    9 months ago

    i saw a t-shirt in a Mexican tourist town once that said it depends on what you drink, and it explained it like this:

    Beer = I’m invincible!
    Whiskey = I’m invulnerable!
    Tequila = I’m invisible!

  • Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world
    102·
    9 months ago

    Then there is me, alone in the basement, surrounded by 270 empty beer cans about to open my last 30 case of Bush light.

  • ExfilBravo@lemmy.world
    6·
    9 months ago

    You start off as panel 1 then as you get more drunk you turn into panel 2 and after even more drinking you’re panel 4.

    • Obi@sopuli.xyz
      1·
      9 months ago

      Yes that’s how it goes for me, and panel 3 is me on my way to panel 4. A friend literally sent this comic to me today saying “you’re all of them”.