• lennybird@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      In order to maintain his health, he doesn’t eat french fries and walks six miles a day.

      “… And takes a massive amount of undisclosed statins and BP meds,” probably lol. Seriously, I have to wonder though if people like this are bankrolled in some way by fast food to offset the negative publicity they get. Then they (under privacy laws) must offset this stuff privately with their doctor.

      Came up with a new song, Nights in white statinnnnn. Needs some work, though.