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- 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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What happens at the gender triple point?
The gender triple point, aka gender superposition, is where a gender can be calculated and estimated, but not observed. Attempting to observe the gender changes it to a different state.
In layman’s terms, this is also called “mind your own fucking business, your obsession with my genitals is fucking weird and creepy.”
Damn I love science
Fartographer for president!
Someone take @bigFab@lemmy.world’s car keys, they’re obviously drunk
@TexasDrunk@lemmy.world, please hand out the “TheFartographer has bad Ideas” pamphlets
Absolutely fucking not. I’m way more drunk than bigFab. I’m already handing out pamphlets that say “Vote TheFartographer for a fart in every pot and gas in every ass”. I don’t know what it means either, but I definitely voted for you.
Shit, I voted for you! I’ve handed out pamphlets that say “TexasDrunk: stealing daddies since 1997 and playing triangle in a punk folk cover band tomorrow.” I’ve offered to fart in a lot of pots and it’s been pretty unpopular so far…
It’s only unpopular because you’re doing it to get them to vote for me. They all know I’m no good.
On an unrelated note, what are you doing up so late? I’m only up because I’m about to head to SA. My buddy has an extra Saturday ticket to Space Con and I’m going to drunkenly and shamelessly flirt with Kate Mulgrew since I don’t think Eugene Cordero or George Takei will be there.
HOLY SHIT, FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER CARED ABOUT!
I wanted to go to Space Con and decided that it was simply too expensive, especially just a couple of weeks after going to see Rocky Horror Picture Show live. I hope it’s amazing and that the entire guest list actually shows up. A few years ago, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Rick Moranis showed up for their first cons and everyone assumed that Alamo City Comic Con was just pulling our leg, so I wouldn’t totally discount your favorite celebrities being there.
And I’m up late cuz it’s the weekend and I gotta find some way to fuck myself over. Might as well be fucking up my sleep cycle.
The Freeman Coliseum isn’t way too far from me, so DM me if you wanna meet up and mutually murder each other or say hi or something.
That’s where you find the bisexual she/theys in hetero relationships.
Transcendence of gender as a concept entirely
I am I, gender is a social construct I no longer need. My gender can be perceived in infinite variations depending upon the observer.
All 3 states exist at the same time, rapidly alternating between them.
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What?
No gender plasma?
No gender bose-einstein condensate? Metallic gender?!
Where is gender plasma?
or gender bose-einstein condensate?
Cuddling?
Gender chain-melted state? Gender superglass? Gender string-net liquid?
Hmm. I recommend you don’t Google that on Bing.
I Binged it on DuckDuckGo and got really interesting results about gender differences in blood plasma.
gases are fluids tho…
gender liquid sounds a lot more suggestive
Well, not really, gases just flow like fluids
That’s what makes them fluids
Duck science.
I feel like I’m missing a joke because of the downvotes on this comment. Or is the joke science illiteracy?
I’m super critical of gender. Let’s get rid of all those. Gender vacuum.
Gender grenade
What about the gender triple point?
Femboys
There is no gender triple point because there are only two genders /s
Just kidding, ther obviously is a gender triple point, I just didn’t want to admit that my knowledge is too limited to know anything about it.
Solid = conforming
Gas = non-conforming
Fluid = either or both depending on the person at the moment
Super critical = ignores gender as a concept entirely in their self-definition; OR, considers themselves a gender that is based on different standards entirely, like certain religious positions in human cultures where a spiritual leader is considered to be neither/no gender
Don’t fluids conform to the shape of their container? In a sense both fluid and gas would be conforming but solid wouldn’t be because solids don’t conform to the shape of their container.
I can’t say I have ever considered myselfgender fluid due to my gender perfectly fitting the shape of its container (ie me)
Can confirm, am gender sublimating
How’d you find a way around the gender triple point?
I was sure this was 196. But Apparently not
Ahh shit I’m not hot enough. Even self-pressuring isn’t working :((
Have you tried applying gentle pressure to yourself? It can be very good
Oh, I’ll definitely try that. Thanx for the advise! :3
I knew the concept of gender had a scientific basis! That’s why people are so sure about the whole paradigm
Bose/Einstein gendersate
beatmetoit
Look, all I want to know is at which pressure/temperature I turn into a dragon. And how risky is this, considering spontaneous unicornization?
Nice.
under pressure
Does this mean I can specialize in critical gender theory? Wait until the conservatives hear about this one.
Ohio isn’t real.
Is Ohio the American Bielefeld?
- Do you know anybody from “Ohio”?
- Have you ever been to “Ohio”?
- Do you know anybody who has ever been to “Ohio”?
I barely know anybody from the States, so no to all three.
Fascinating, I never thought about it that way
I know that Captain Underpants was born in Piqua, Ohio!
<small><em>Please go watch the DOG MAN movie, I don’t want another great movie to bomb just like the Captain Underpants one did.</em></small>
Ohio is a magical land. It can be whatever you don’t want it to be.
That’s what the LGBT Agenda wants you to think.
Ohio skibidi.
