Imagine having to blow your instrument
this comment was made by percussion gang
Imagine having to bang your instrument
This comment was made by vocals gang
Imagine eating ass With your instrument.
-autoharp gang
Well played! I was expecting deep throating but you took it a step further! 👏
…just like your mom last night
I know this comments wasn’t written by percussion gang because it isn’t in crayon and it uses words.
I’d rather people jerk off, finger or blow their beloved instruments than kicking and beating them.
Composers be like here is a weird whistle to blow and the percussion gang has to do it.
yeah now im thinking how you put your lips on one end and then do a reach around on the other.
The rusty trombone is a classic.
Bonus
Imagine having to finger your instrument’s clitorises for it to change notes.
With a trumpet you just change the jerking for fingering
Either way you’re blowing
What’s the difference? You’re blowing it anyway
Imagine only having 3 buttons on your instrument. Brought to you by the woodwinds gang
My 12 year son plays the trumpet. He’d love this meme.
But I will not show it to him.
his only comment, as he turns away to try to hide the embarrassment forming in his cheeks, would probably be ‘thanks. i… uh… already saw that one’
lol that’s probably a wise parenting decision.
I’m sorry I can’t hear you over my trombone because it’s the loudest instrument in the band.
Violinist: sweats in vibrato
I don’t even want to know what the French horn players are doing to their instruments…
Checkmate:
Why not just use an euphonium?
Because being direct about sexuality is far preferable than innuendo.
In Italian that instrument is called “trombone a tiro” and, well, it has a resemblance with the slang verb “tr*mbare” for some reason that only today I have figured out.
You can say bad words on the internet, we promise we won’t tell your mom.
You know what they say : Trombonists do it in 7 positions.
You’ve never heard of “the rusty trombone”?
Is that anything like the rusty venture?
That’s why they all have spit valves
Trumpeteers are jelly because they don’t have an equivalent to Trombone Champ
